“Dwarf children die from embarrassment at not being dressed at age 2”
I saw this screenshot the other day (link):
I never particularly liked those “cute” app updates that were all the rage some… 10 years ago? Or app updates that are too generic. I always felt the updates should be informative, and I occasionally like seeing what’s actually being fixed, and sometimes learning from it.
The post above is about a game called Dwarf Fortress that I have never heard of, despite it going on since 2006. In that game, actual descriptions of bug fixes often feel better than those creative app updates. Some examples:
- Zombies start conversation with necromancer adventurer who tries to sleep in their house
- Cats dying for no reason - alcohol poisoning?
- Giraffe is trainable for war
- Added mouths
PC Gamer some fun ones in 2016, or you can just go to Dwarf Fortress Wiki and explore on your own.
The game seems fascinating, by the way.